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Top 10 Government Engineering Colleges in India

Top 10 Government Engineering Colleges in India

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Top 10 Colleges In India 2014

Top 10 Colleges In India 2014

Indian Institute Of Technology Delhi,Indian Institute Of Technology Bombay,Indian Institute Of Technology Kanpur,Indian Institute Of Technology Madras,Indian Institute Of Technology Kharagpur,Indian Institute Of Technology Roorkee,University Of Delhi,Indian Institute Of Technology Guwahati,University Of Calcutta,University Of Mumbai, National Institute Of Technology,Trichy.

2014 LATEST SURVEY TOP RANKING ENGINEERING COLLEGES IN INDIA

2014 LATEST SURVEY TOP RANKING ENGINEERING COLLEGES IN INDIA

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Wednesday, February 16, 2011

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As the chinese say, keep a green tree in your heart, the singing bird will surely come..

Indian Tax Structure – True & Funny


1) Qus. : What are you doing?
Ans. : Business.
Tax : PAY PROFESSIONAL TAX!
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2) Qus. : What are you doing in Business?
Ans. : Selling the Goods.
Tax : PAY SALES TAX!!
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3) Qus. : From where are you getting Goods?
Ans. : From other State/Abroad
Tax : PAY CENTRAL SALES TAX, CUSTOM DUTY & OCTROI!
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4) Qus. : What are you getting in Selling Goods?
Ans. : Profit.
Tax : PAY INCOME TAX!
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5) Qus. : How do you distribute profit ?
Ans : By way of dividend
Tax : Pay dividend distribution Tax
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6) Qus. : Where you Manufacturing the Goods?
Ans. : Factory.
Tax : PAY EXCISE DUTY!
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7) Qus. : Do you have Office / Warehouse/ Factory?
Ans.. : Yes
Tax : PAY MUNICIPAL & FIRE TAX!
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Indian Tax Structure   True & Funny Indian Tax Structure   True & Funny Qus. : Do you have Staff?
Ans. : Yes
Tax : PAY STAFF PROFESSIONAL TAX!
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9) Qus. : Doing business in Millions?
Ans. : Yes
Tax : PAY TURNOVER TAX!
Ans : No
Tax : Then pay Minimum Alternate Tax
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10) Qus. : Are you taking out over 25,000 Cash from Bank?
Ans. : Yes, for Salary.
Tax : PAY CASH HANDLING TAX!
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11) Qus.: Where are you taking your client for Lunch & Dinner?
Ans. : Hotel
Tax : PAY FOOD & ENTERTAINMENT TAX!
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12) Qus.: Are you going Out of Station for Business?
Ans. : Yes
Tax : PAY FRINGE BENEFIT TAX!
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13) Qus.: Have you taken or given any Service/s?
Ans. : Yes
Tax : PAY SERVICE TAX!
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14) Qus.: How come you got such a Big Amount?
Ans. : Gift on birthday.
Tax : PAY GIFT TAX!
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15) Qus.: Do you have any Wealth?
Ans. : Yes
Tax : PAY WEALTH TAX!
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16) Qus.: To reduce Tension, for entertainment, where are you going?
Ans. : Cinema or Resort.
Tax : PAY ENTERTAINMENT TAX!
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17) Qus.: Have you purchased House?
Ans. : Yes
Tax : PAY STAMP DUTY & REGISTRATION FEE !
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18) Qus.: How you Travel?
Ans. : Bus
Tax : PAY SURCHARGE!
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19) Qus.: Any Additional Tax?
Ans. : Yes
Tax : PAY EDUCATIONAL, ADDITIONAL EDUCATIONAL & SURCHARGE ON ALL THE CENTRAL GOVT..’s TAX !!!
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20) Qus.: Delayed any time Paying Any Tax?
Ans. : Yes
Tax : PAY INTEREST & PENALTY!
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21) Qus.: Do you own a Vehicle?
Ans.: Yes
Tax: Pay Road Tax!
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22) Qus.: Do you drive a Vehicle?
Ans.: Yes
Tax: Pay Toll Tax!
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And the best of all is
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23) INDIAN :: Can I Die Now??
Ans :: WAIT WE ARE ABOUT TO LAUNCH THE FUNERAL TAX!!!

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